#corey writes stuff

[coreyspoetry]

identity crisis on the way home/i give a mirror a heart attack

TO BE REUPLOADED!!!! I AM ENTERING (a modified version) INTO ANOTHER COMPETITION

[fruchtfliege]

My Cousin is a Vampire (11K) 🎉

For Scott, seeing his cousin Sarah at their next lacrosse match (Go Cyclones!) is the best thing that's happened since… since they had those 3 consecutive weeks when nothing went wrong. Yes, April had been bliss! For Sarah, seeing Scott requires infiltrating the cheerleading squad which… isn't so bad now that the team captain isn't a 70-year-old witch! (Go Devils!) Of course, everything would be easier if her geek friends didn't insist on joining her and the cheerleading squad!

A Teen Wolf + My Babysitter's a Vampire Crossover for Wywy ( @johnsotherbastard )!!!! ☺️❤️

[sonny-boiiii]

I cant stop thinking about Corey and Hank someone help pls

[writing-good-vibes]

💗 VALENTINE'S PROMPT REQUESTS 💗

as a very special valentine's treat, i'm going to be writing some corey x reader valentine's drabbles !!

please send some PROMPTS from [THIS LIST] through my INBOX 💌💭, and i'll write some little stories for us !! (probably between like 100 - 500 words) and there's no limit on req's so send as many as you like 🥰

[if you have any adjacent ideas or a specific direction for one of the prompts, you can send those too !!]

[corey-writes-stuff]

I would like to share the sentence I just wrote bc it made me laugh

[shrapnelsong]

@crimecourted sent:

Corentin had been glaring down at his phone for the past twenty minutes, grumbling to himself while scrolling furiously. When Alice approached, asking him what was wrong, he let out a defeated sigh, setting his phone down on the kitchen island.

“Where the fuck do I get doubanjiang in the middle of France?” On the screen of his phone was a recipe for Sichuan boiled fish. “I should’ve bought some while I was abroad, damn it.”

After a few more scrolls and typing, he haphazardly tossed his phone to Alice. Now on screen was a menu of some expensive Chinese restaurant.

“Hmph. Order whatever you want. I’ll jus’ get something delivered…”

A fiery temper is what she usually expected out of Corentin, but it wasn't often that she saw him genuinely irritated, which prompted her to come investigate what was happening.

Oh. His penchant for spicy food was not something she could help him with, considering - much to her Japanese ancestors' disappointment - she wouldn't even eat wasabi. At most she had gochujang at home, but that didn't quite come close to the punch doubanjiang could bring, or so she was told.

An undignified noise escaped her lips when he threw his very, very expensive phone her way, fumbling with it for a second before securely grasping it between her hands. Alice kept herself from giving him a dirty look because who couldn't relate to wanting to cook something and not having an ingredient at hand.

"I know a good asian market near my place. We can go there tomorrow."

[ysrjune]

ok….that was hawt 😛↔️

omg can u write sam x alt gf but like a little domestic yk, like just them coexisting and chilling together. but they’re both very strange and silly still

ty!

-🌪️

* YOUNG DUMB BROKE HIGHSCHOOL KIDS ,, #

• SAM, and you are definitely in a band together. He plays the drums (or bass) while you're the lead singer.

• SAM has a bunch of printed out photos of you and pins them to his wall. He also adds small stickers to them. He has a photo of you with a guitar in your hands in your pj's, on his school binder.

• He's a geek for the stuff he actually enjoys. Bands, movies, clothing, piercings—all of it - and you're there to listen. SAM enjoys that you don't judge him for being into things that you don't like.

• Hanging out at your place is the best. SAM'S room is always messy, and he's actually a little bit embarrassed. One time, you came over and started to clean up for him. It was humiliating. He even caught a small attitude about it.

• Speaking of attitude - both of you are filled with it, and it's frustrating. You're also both incredibly stubborn, so fights are always a bigger deal than they need to be.

• Most of the time, SAM is high, so he doesn't remember half of the things you tell him. Even when he isn't stoned, he's still such a forgetful person. It pisses you off because he can't remember a simple song you told him to listen to. He tries to act like he did, and it makes you even madder.

• Going to the same school with your boyfriend is cool. You hang out together at lunch but never speak to each other in class. He's always got his headphones in, or he's too busy talking to Corey. He's always talking to Corey. He's just too embarrassed to let people realize that you and him are actually a serious thing.

• Before you were even friends, everyone would say how good of a match you and SAM are. Although your styles and tastes were mostly different, they were still similar, and that's all people saw. They didn't think of it personality wise.

• SAM isn't a very funny guy. Not when he's trying to be funny. No, when he makes you laugh, he doesn't even mean to. Sometimes, the weird stuff that comes out of his mouth just happens to be funny because of the way he words it or what tone he uses.

"I don't know, he just looks like the kind of guy to watch big mouth and enjoy it.. a little too much." He says as he watches one of his teachers walk down the hall where you two were hanging out. "What does that even mean?" You roll your eyes. This kid really just says anything. "I'm sayin' he looks like the kind of man to engage in relationships with children.." He slowly raises an eyebrow and side eyes you. Really, it wasn't funny at all.. but because it was so stupid and the look he gave you - it was. "A child lover, and not in a 'I hope to have kids one day' kind of love. Also he has the pedo stache.."

@bxbyysstuff @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs @valloos @anisangeldust @xo-yaaaaaasxo @anakinca @dollfilmz @alexlovesysrjune @sockiess @sythethecarrot @speaknow-sw @loveamira @alealuvshayden @mvst4far @prettiestmini @amiratheangel

[182-ash]

Poly Sam and colby x reader headcannons bc I love these guys and I think they'd be cute boyfriends @oli-ivia helped me with some of these.

Colby is a human furnace and Sam is always freezing so they share hoodies all the time especially you and Sam stealing colbys

Sam cant sleep without both of u there so he likes to sleep/cuddle in the middle of you and colby- this makes it difficult when they go filming without you and Sam struggles to sleep so colby ends up facetiming you

When you have a headache they are very sweet and colby puts you in his hoodie with big hood so you can hide away- they turn off all the lights and talk really softly- colby lays you on his chest and gives you head massages and back rubs

Sam plays with colbys hair which makes him very sleepy and he he leans into the touch

^ colby is a workaholic even when sick so Sam uses this technique to get colby to stop working and actually rest

^when Sam gets sick, it really hits him bad so he tries not to kiss you guys when you're sick but colby always looks so sad he can't resist

^ Sam's just so sleepy the whole time he's sick and you just spend the day in bed with him because he's too tired to argue that you'll get sick too

This one's a bit longer but my current favourite thing on earth are jellyfish (its the audhd okay) so that's what inspired this

They're filming a TFIL video with you as a guest and they've 'broken in to an aquarium overnight' so you could see jellyfish and other ocean stuff undisturbed- sam and colby wanted you to be safe so they've actually booked the aquarium overnight but not told the fans because that would make the video a bit boring

^when you get in you immediately grab Sam's hand and run to find the jellyfish (or your favourite animal there) and just sit in front of the tank and watch- Sam pulls you into his lap

^After a little time Corey or someone is like: "dude- we gotta do smth so the fans have an interesting vid to watch"- Colby: "just let her sit- we can do stuff without her- she's enjoying it" cut to you happy Stimming sat in Sam's lap by the tanks

^they take turns sitting with you because A. Sam needs to be in the vid a bit and B. Colby was getting jealous that Sam was getting to spend all that time with you (listen he just wants to hug his partner alright- he can't resist how adorable you look in Sam's lap so happy)

^when they decide Sam should be in the video more but he wants to stay with you they give him the other camera so he can film you and him (you give lots of facts about the animal you're watching- its jellyfish for me) so the video ends up being 'colby and the others running round like idiots doing stupid impressions of the fish cut with cute clips of you in Sam's lap stimming and smiling and telling facts'

I could say lots more about that scenario but I don't want to talk too much on one thing so I might write smth separate abt it if u want so now on to more general ideas again

Such sweethearts when you're upset- they'll give you space if you want or they'll sit with you and talk about it- if you're okay with touch they'll pull you in for a hug and rub your back to calm you- colbys an anxious man as we know so he knows good breathing exercises for you

You guys find a stray cat and take it in- you call it smth stupid like 'cat'- cat likes you the most which will always slightly annoy the boys

When colby gets drunk, specifically wine drunk, he loudly sings along to cheesy love songs to you and Sam

[coreyspoetry]

Earl Grey

Politicians and aristocracy threaten me with their 

Label-makers. ‘Hi, my name is’ stickers in the mag.

I’m chained to the wall in Downing Street's dungeon,

Gagged by The Bill of Rights (1698)

With a piss-pot and wet bread inches out of reach.

If only my hands weren’t stapled to a Tory corkboard 

Next to a flyer seeking a new prime minister.

Blood stains the edges where a telephone number has been torn off.

A staple-gun is held against my temple.

Faceless men spit, in my ears and eyes, 

leading questions until my vision blurs and my hearing dampens. 

They bat around the future as if it were a dead mouse or 

An almond skittering along the kitchen floor.

All elections are for the lesser evil as

Democracy lies dead in the dust.

They are begging now. Not that it sounds like it.

‘What’s happened to the teachers?’ 

I would point if I could move my hands.

‘What’s wrong with the kids?’

I cannot answer in a way that will keep me alive. 

My body hangs dead in Downing Street,

Thumb-tacked to the noticeboard in the staff-room.

Adorned on my staple-ridden chest is an empty name tag.

A teacup dangles from my limp fingertips,

Dripping Earl Grey that runs red across the floorboards.

I never have liked tea.

[fruchtfliege]

BUTTERCUP, DON'T BREAK MY HEART 💙❤️💚 (7K)

synopsis: Normally, when Mason and Liam both need Theo's help, it's about some malevolent threat in town… Theo almost wishes that was the case.

“Absolutely not.”

“C'mon, we need you!” Liam exclaims, tugging at his sleeve. “I'll be Bubbles, Mason will be Blossom,... We need a Buttercup, Theo!”

tags: Mason and Liam being best friends. Halloween costumes. Established Thiam. You heard of couple costume now get ready for trio costume (where one duo are a couple, the other duo are best friends and the last one… are on ok terms). Mason and Liam shoving whimsy down Theo's throat. The love is stored in the mind games. Clingy boyfriend Liam Dunbar.

warning: this is so so so stupid. :))

[wearthegrudge]

a slipknot fandom rant (TW: RAPE MENTIONED)

okay, so, i rarely repost slipknot stuff anymore and ill tell you all why, this is kinda long so if you dont want to read it , thats fine but i need to get it out.

the fandom is full of weirdo rape lovers, i dont get it, as someone who was almost raped in high school, it was genuinely traumatizing. i dont know whats wrong with some of you weird fucks but if you write rape or have a kink for it- get help. you seriously need reevaluate your morals.

not to mention, the people youre writing about are REAL PEOPLE. theyre not some fictional characters. these are real people with real truama, corey was literally sexually assualted and molested when he was 10 years old yet youre writing about him raping someone or getting raped?

yeah, you're a sick fuck

"If you dont like it dont read it." no shit sherlock thats what i do, but i can still call out how disgusting it is to write rape fics. idgaf if it "Helps with your trauma", it affects REAL PEOPLE. Fiction can affect reality, and i wish people would see that.

if i get hate comments, just know that your the issue, you glorify rape, you condone rape, you have a kink for rape. get fucking help.

its absolutely horrific how many rape fics there are on wattpad and ao3, again, THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE. if you want to tell me to die, or to get fucked or whatever, go ahead. but, YOU are part of the problem. get some therapy, and if youre already in therapy, get extra fucking therapy.

this is affecting real people. get help.

[regulus-sidereus]

intro?

i'm regulus, the superior black brother

16 y/o

trans - he/him

slytherin

i like art and latin.

name/username breakdown:

regulus is the star at the heart of the leo constellation, and also the brightest in it. also known as "the heart of the lion." it is a latin word meaning "little king," the reg part coming from the word for king- rex- and ulus being a diminutive suffix, indicating something small in size, or youth.

sidereus is a latin adjective meaning "of the stars." some etymologists believe it is connected to the greek word for iron- σίδηρος- meaning iron. they sound similar, as well as the greek word having connection to the english word for iron meteorites, siderites. these are all just theories, but it is quite interesting to me!

if you read all that kudos to you

tl;dr, regulus means "little king" and sidereus means "of the stars"

people i know:

@free-executions - barty - one of my close friends!

@free-dissections - evan - cf, b's bf

@pandorarosier-1 - pandora - cf!

@not-a-fork - james - <3

@cissa-the-snowqueen - narcissa - my cousin!

@lady-stardust-sirius - sirius- my sister, and b and ev's gf

@remus-moony-lupin2034 - remus - b, ev and siri's bf

@hey-its-lils - lily - the mom friend

@m4arlene-mckinn0n - marlene - siri's and james' friend

ooc: we are looking for members/new people to join! we have a discord so youll need to have an account on there. dm @corey-writes-stuff to join us!

also ooc: this is a sideblog, i interact from my main- @blakelakely

[t0msvi4gra]

PLS WRITE A 2008/2010 SMUT F!READER WITH TOM WHERE UR BEING REALLY BRATTY AND DISOBEDIENT SO HE FUCKS THE ATTITUDE OUT U WHILE BEING REALLLYYY DOMINANT LIKE OVERSTIMULATION AND/OR NOT LETTING READER CUM AND CALLING HER NAMES LIKE CUMSLUT, FUCKTOY, CUMDUMP, GOOD GIRL, STUFF LIKE THAT WHERE HE EATS HER OUT AND DOESNT LET HER CUM THEN FUCKS HER AND DOESNT LET HER STOP CUMMING PLSPSLSPLS THIS MIGHT BE A LOT SORRYRY

THIS IS SEXYY AND ITS NOT TOO DETAILED I LOVE DETAILED ASKSSS!!!

HARSH PUNISHMENT | TOM KAULITZ X FEM!READER

a/n this does contain forced sex. it is NOT rape so dont be in my comments telling me that it is. you dont like it? scroll and block. that easy.

you were on a date with tom and the waiter comes over.

“hi my name is corey and i’ll be your server for today. can i get you any drinks to start off with?” he asks holding his pen and pad up.

“uh yeah i’ll take a (drink)” you say looking at the menu but then looking up at him.

“and i’ll take a coke.” tom says and nods before looking at you.

“alright i’ll have those out.” he smiles and heads to get the drink.

tom looks at the server and glares at him as he walks away. “what the fuck was that?” he asks leaning in and whispering.

“what? i just looked at him.” you ask confused.

“bullshit, i saw the way you looked at him.” tom was always like this. jealous, protective and so very possessive of you, he trusted you he just had a feeling in the back of his mind you would leave him. “babe, i was just being nice thats all. i promise i would never ever do anything else with anyone.” you say trying to reassure him.

“okay whatever.” he scoffs and rolls his eyes.

the server comes back with your drinks. “you guys ready to order?” he asks softly, noticing toms death glare.

i nod, “yeah im ready, i would like the (favorite food) please.” you say softly, closing the menu. “of course, and for you sir?” he asks looking at tom.

“yeah i’ll just get the chicken alfredo.” he says coldly. “uh yeah i got you. alright i’ll be right out with those.” he nods and leaves.

after you get done eating tom pays and you and him head back to his car. but on the way there a college guy drops his books, “oh let me get those for you.” you pick them up and you hand them to him. “thank you” he nods and smiles and walks off and right when you turn around tom stands behind you and looks at you angrily, you know what this means.

“get. in the fucking. car.” he says quietly and lightly shoves you. you gulp and you nod and get in the car.

“youre too fucking nice you know that? you always say “oh hey im never gonna leave you, blah blah blah” but youre such a goddamn people pleaser!” he continues to yap about how much youre too nice and you need to stop being so nice to other people. and you have NEVER talked back to him because you knew what would happen but you got so sick and tired of his shit.

“TOM SHUT UP! YOU ARE ALWAYS FUCKING LIKE THIS! IM SORRY YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A DICK! MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE THAN BEING SUCH A STRAIGHT UP ASSFACE! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND I COULD NEVER AND WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP, IM FUCKING GONE!” you say and the silence is so loud.

tom pulls into the parking lot of his penthouse. “when we get inside, you better hide, and hide good because when i find you, i’ll give you the most excruciating punishment i have ever given you. and ill count to 5. 1… 2…” youre eyes widen and you run inside and you go upstairs and you hide in the walk in closet between clothes. you hear the door open. “gotcha” he roughly grabs you and throws you on the bed. “tom wait, im sorry, im sorry, it wont happen again.” you plead, though you secretly loved when he was like this. “you should’ve thought about that before you started talking back. youre such a fucking brat.” he rips off your clothes and he covers your mouth, and whispers in your ear, “im not going to stop until im done, you hear me?” he says almost threatening. you nod fearfully. “good.” he moves away and he spreads your legs and he shoves his middle and ring finger inside you, fucking you with him roughly.

you cant help but moan and you whimper. “fuck!” “it feels so good, doesnt it, pretty girl?” he says and he leans down to suck your clit, causing you to scream loudly. “tom s-stop.” you try to move away but he pins one of your legs down with his free hand. he leans up. “you taste so damn good. gosh i love your pussy, too bad its not gonna cum.” you instantly shake your head. “no babe, i need to cum. please.. please please!” you cry out before he pulls his fingers out of you.

he roughly tosses you on your stomach.

“you are going to take every inch of this cock. i will make you.” he says with gritted teeth.

he lifts your ass up and he spanks it hard, causing you to yelp.

he shoves his thick cock in your pussy from behind and he pounds you. “fucking take it you slut!” he groans, as he slaps your ass cheeks with both hands repeatedly until its super red. “take that you bitch.” he groans in anger and pleasure.

you moan loudly and the bed creaks and creaks. “t-t-om” you manage to get out.

“shut up and take it you bad girl, youre such a bad fucking girl.” he slams his cock inside you over and over, not letting you cum. “you never gonna cum! my bad fucktoy will never cum!” tom ends up cumming inside you. but he doesnt stop. he moans and he pulls your hair. “if you cum without my permission its going to be so much harder for you.” he says through gritted teeth. “st-stop it… i can’t t-ake it.” you weakly say, nearly passing out. “i need to cum.” you whimper. “you can take it… you wanna be my good girl right?” he asks with mock innocence. “mhm” you hum out. “then take it”

he continues to drive you mad and he groans and rubs your pussy. feeling your pussy clamp around him. “you wanna cum now?” he asks spanking you. you nod eagerly. “words babygirl.” you nod “yes, tom please i need it.” he smiles and you cum hard and he cums with you. he pulls out.

“on your knees sweetheart.” he says pushing you to your knees, slapping your lips with the tip of his big thick veiny cock. “suck it good. you can do it” he pushes his cock down your throat and fucks your mouth as he holds your head in place.

he groans and slaps you. “youre so pretty when you suck me. your throat is so tight.” he cums hard down your throat and he pulls back and he helps you up and lays you down, and lays down beside you. “youre such a good little girl.” he pulls you on his chest and strokes your hair. “im sorry i yelled at you.” you say sweetly.

“thats okay sweet girl. im sorry for yelling at you.”

[uhhlifeig]

300 Followers Event!!

guys this is insane 😭 ive been on tumblr for like six months??

anygays!! i have a new thingy to celebrate my like... milestone or whatever

so. as yall know (maybe?) i write microfics. (i also sometimes write full fics but shh we dont talk abt my google drive folders-)

but as i was saying, i write microfics. and i also dont have nearly enough fics on ao3. so why not make an event where people send in a word or a prompt or a ship or whatever and make that a collection of work??

great idea, right?

right????

anygays, here we go again!!

EM'S EMPORIUM (v2)

ignoring how i reused the name from last time-

you guys can give me prompts and characters and ships and stuff via asks, and you'll probably get something back. but those are just the instructions :)

(lasts from 2/26 to 5/01 before i post the collection)

(this is also specifically targeted towards the marauders fandom ppl)

FOR FOLLOWERS:

✨ - i come up with fic prompts, ships and stuff included

🥳 - ...and they all lived happily ever after!! (no voldemort)

🥺 - whump

🫶 - getting together

🎵 - song inspired (need name of song)

🫠 - give me a ship and ill kill one of the people and make the other suffer

FOR MOOTS:

💀 - i kill off a character in the most heart-wrenching way i can think of (character needed)

🤑 - any au (just tell me which one)

🥹 - angst with a happy ending

🔪 - horror/thriller/murder is involved somehow??

😍 - soulmate au

🗣️ - you give me a prompt. any prompt. and i will write it into a microfic. (i dont do smut tho im a minor :D)

also moots can do the followers stuff too lmao in case that wasnt already implied 😭

a few tags under the cut:

@antarescamusxo @outromoony @eloose @whydousernamesevenexist @matty-os-blog @thebibutterflyao3@rainystarssx @d3l-official @boba-pearl @n1c0tin3 @m0ssywill0w @wylanlupin

@bralnwashed @madame-marauder @iliveonblandfanfics @sweetest-thing-in-hell @reptilian-rapscallian @criimsonreg @tastelessleather @my-castles-crumbling @therewasnofloorbtw @wyndigos-blog @starkayezer @moonandstarshangoutinbars @amy-harper @reguluskeys @noblehouseofgay @aesthetic-writer18 

@dutifullynervouscreation @equippedtolove @allonsy-moony @thequeen0fhearts @lienspien @abs0l3m @dandelionflowery @ethan-torchios-bitch @julia-lokidottier @estellethewriter @arch-angeless @discoveredreality @anything-for-my-moony-1971 

@tea-blankets-andstars @finntheworm81 @hmyrine @charlie-kelly-variant @wolfstar-love-child @blakelakely @ashstillalive @smuttylyra @almostdecaffeinatedfun @love-hate-love00 @will-you-be-a-satanist-with-me 

@taleofapart-timepoet @ttroubledwaters @aletharaej @lambthebeloathed @lady-stardust-sang @forensic-b1tch-aiden @star-and-moon-shipper @adhara2034 @lover-of-astraeus @corey-writes-stuff @sxmnc @wishiwereheather13 @regulus-cannot-swim @yourlocalbadgerscales @hotteststar @moutainrusing

[helendeath]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

(btw this is mattyriddlesbitch, this is just my main blog)

Jane Sideberry: Calling All Angels.

Skillet: I Want To Live

Fire Inc: Tonight is What It Means To Be Young.

Eric Carmen: Lose Control.

Mr President: Coco Jamboo.

@shiftingwithmars

@girllblogging777

@evaslytherpuff

@yourlocalbadgerscales

@princess-weasley

@lynnsartsworld

@sallowsweet1890

@slytherslvt

@corey-writes-stuff

@slytheringangstuff

[pyrriax]

im just going to drop this part of one of the summaries here before i sleep but also. yeah. uuuuuuh. i accidentally dragged my rabbit imagery in here

[...] Your warrens and winding tunnels are dug into walls and dirt which do not belong to you. Running out of places to hide, you carved yourself a coffin of stone and signs. [...]

y'all wish me luck im writing a (vaguely s4) zam-centric fic which is just entirely coming out of my Brain because i do not have time nor energy enough to watch all of his pov.